Suicide

Suicide karne ke do tareeke

turant wala
Rassi gale me dalo latak jaayo

der wala
varmala gale me dalo zindgi bhar latke raho

Funny Truth

Funny truth-

No one is

as ugly as
their
election card ID picture,

nor

as good-looking as
their
Facebook profile picture...:-D

Nurse

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Failures

'Dont say I failed 100 times...
Say I discovered 100 ways than can cause failure'
-Thomas Alwa Edison


Moral:-
Besharam ban jao par galti mat mano.:-D:-

Gandhi SHirt

Gandhiji 24 sal ki umra me jim jate the,
Tab ek ladki boli, "Wow Mohan, kya BODY hai.

Bus tabhi se
Bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya..

Country Corruption

KALMADI
Lalu
Mayavati
Pawar
mulayam
Sonia
Baal Thackrey RAHUL GANDHI
& corrupt MPs 1 BOAT ME Ja Rhe the,Boat Dub Gyi,Socho Kaun Bacha?

HAMARA DESH
JAI HIND......

Happy!?

"If
everyone is happy
with
you,

then
surely you have made many comprmises in ur life

If
u r happy
with evryone

surely
you have
ignored many faults of others"

Ram and Ravan

Believe in Karm
Not in Raashi
Rmembr

Ram & Ravan

Krishna & Kans

Gandhi & Godse

Obama & Osama

hv same Raashi

Bt their 'Karm' made them Diffrent.

Shop Names

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-


1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Shop Names

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-


1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Happy Republic Day

New Year पर सब 5 दिन पहले विश करने लगते हैं। कल 26 जनवरी है पर कोई मैसेज नहीं अब तक्।
मुझे गर्व है अपने देश पर
इसलिए एडवांस में Happy Republic Day, जय हिन्द

Smile

Gajab ka nakhra,

ajeeb ye style hai,

SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai mere paas mobile hai,

besharmi ki had to dekho ye padhkar bhi inke chehre pe smile hai.

Ek Ankh

Unki ek aankh hi itni khoobsurat thi

Unki ek aankh hi itni khoobsurat thi

...............

ki

unki doosari aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi....

Ringetone

Bollywood Hits Free Ringtone ke saath KITES RAVAN houSEFUL aur B.COMPANY jaisi latest movies ke gaane sirf BSNL Music station par dial 126333 Rs1m

SMS addiction

Addicted to SMS?

Thn why spend money?

Join www.fullonsms.com & send unlimited FREE sms

Also set B;day alerts 4 frnds.

It's simple, easy & fun to use.

Water or Soda?

Na dil ki baazi thi,

Na dil ka sauda,

Agar wo hame de dete waqt thoda,

Na aati aaj ye noubat,

Aur koi na puchhta, ki

Sir, 'With water ya soda'...

Judge and Lawyer

LIFE KA FUNDA
If you cant get a lawyer who knows the law
get one who knows the judge

Monkey

TEASERS:
If some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u & ask proudly,
I love animals .. especially this monkey

Boys Room

BOYS ROOM BEFORE MARRIAGE
perfumes, CDs, Gifts, Cards, Friendship Bands, Books
AFTER MARRIAGE
Pain killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills

Hopes in Life

When we lose all hopes in life and think that this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

Relax dear, its just a bend, not the End"