Suicide

Suicide karne ke do tareeke

turant wala
Rassi gale me dalo latak jaayo

der wala
varmala gale me dalo zindgi bhar latke raho

Funny Truth

Funny truth-

No one is

as ugly as
their
election card ID picture,

nor

as good-looking as
their
Facebook profile picture...:-D

Nurse

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Failures

'Dont say I failed 100 times...
Say I discovered 100 ways than can cause failure'
-Thomas Alwa Edison


Moral:-
Besharam ban jao par galti mat mano.:-D:-

Gandhi SHirt

Gandhiji 24 sal ki umra me jim jate the,
Tab ek ladki boli, "Wow Mohan, kya BODY hai.

Bus tabhi se
Bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya..

Country Corruption

KALMADI
Lalu
Mayavati
Pawar
mulayam
Sonia
Baal Thackrey RAHUL GANDHI
& corrupt MPs 1 BOAT ME Ja Rhe the,Boat Dub Gyi,Socho Kaun Bacha?

HAMARA DESH
JAI HIND......

Happy!?

"If
everyone is happy
with
you,

then
surely you have made many comprmises in ur life

If
u r happy
with evryone

surely
you have
ignored many faults of others"

Ram and Ravan

Believe in Karm
Not in Raashi
Rmembr

Ram & Ravan

Krishna & Kans

Gandhi & Godse

Obama & Osama

hv same Raashi

Bt their 'Karm' made them Diffrent.

Shop Names

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-


1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Shop Names

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-


1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Happy Republic Day

New Year पर सब 5 दिन पहले विश करने लगते हैं। कल 26 जनवरी है पर कोई मैसेज नहीं अब तक्।
मुझे गर्व है अपने देश पर
इसलिए एडवांस में Happy Republic Day, जय हिन्द