Judge and Lawyer

LIFE KA FUNDA
If you cant get a lawyer who knows the law
get one who knows the judge

Monkey

TEASERS:
If some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u & ask proudly,
I love animals .. especially this monkey

Boys Room

BOYS ROOM BEFORE MARRIAGE
perfumes, CDs, Gifts, Cards, Friendship Bands, Books
AFTER MARRIAGE
Pain killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills

Hopes in Life

When we lose all hopes in life and think that this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

Relax dear, its just a bend, not the End"

Girl

Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai to uske kya dikhte hain?

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Uske sanskar dikhte hain...

Aur aao jo soch rahe ho usse aaoke sanskar dikhte hain

Pigeon and Statue

ONE LINERS-

Accept that some days you're the pigeon

and some days you're the statue.

Bald Man

Slogan on a bald man's T-Shirt

God made some perfect heads and on the rest he put some hair to hide the mistakes

Papa's boy

Postman knocks at door

10yr old boy comes wid cigret in 1 hand and beer in othr

postman- papa ghar pe hain?

Boy- 'saale' mujhe dekh k lag raha hai papa ghar pe honge?

BSNL Services

Dear customer BSNL is thankful to you for choosing us to serve.

To call at 1paise/sec Local or Std to any Network send sms 'act 1s' to 53733.

validity 365 days.

for details contact CSC or dial 1500

Chat on Cellone

search 1000 s of new friends, Stay connected, chat with your Yahoo 7 msN buddies.

Download chatzone from cell One>my portal>download section now

Nasib

Golden words:

Jab apne Liye Dua Karo To dil me mera Bhi khyal rakhna,

kya pata mere Nasib ki Khushi aapki Dua ke intezar me ho

Clean Water

Water is Life!

Clean Water can save lives of 4000 childeren each day worldwide.

On WORLD WATER DAY let's pledge for CLEAN WATER, HEALTHY LIFE & PROSPEROUS C'GARH

Aim in Life

Ur aim in life should b "54321"

Shocked na!

5 - Five Figure Salary

4 - Four Wheeler Vehicle.

3 - Three Bedroom Flat.

2 - Two Cute Children.

1 - One Smart Life Partner.

Friendship

Love is a Debit Card,

Life is a credit Card,

lover is a ATM card,

but Friendship is a Warranty card,

so keep it Safe 4ever

Water birds

har saal garmi me hazaro parinde pyaase mar jaate hai

apne ghar ki chhat,balcony,garden,kisi kone

pani mitti ke bartan me rakhen.

Dost Taare

"*."*."*."*."

"*."*."*."*."

"*."*."*."*."

kehte hai ache kog upar jaake sitare ban jate hain.

Magar hum kahte hain ache sitare gir kar aap jaise dost bn jaate hain

Cricket update

Jaaniye Ball to Ball IPl cricket score update aapke apne mobile par, kabhi bhi kahin bhi.

Just SMS CRIC or CRI to 53030.

BSNL Services

dear customer,

pls call 155223 (Toll Free) from Mobile

for

deactivation of Value added services of any content providers of BSNL

Lines on T-shirt

Daring lines on the T-shirt of an employee

I work only for MONEY, if you want loyalty, Hire a Dog

Nav sanvatsar

Nav sanvatsar ki hardik shubhkamnaye

ICICIdirect.com Service

ICICIdirect.com offers i-Secure brokerage plan to trade at 0.55% in cash.

Visit Customer Service page and click on Select Brokerage Plan for details.

SBI Mobile Banking

BSNL brings you SBI Mobile Banking Services.

Send Sms to 567676 as follows-

MBSREG

or click on http://mobile.prepaidsbi.com/sbidownloader/

Star wish

Niklata Chand Sbko pasand hota He,

dubta suraj kon dekhta he?

tut-ta hua tara sabki dua islye Puri Krta he

Qki Use tutne ka dard malum hota hai...1

Blog ke bina

Blog ke bina bhee umra kaat lenge dost

kintukahee to adhooree jindgaanee rah jaayegee.

Yaani rah jaayegee naa man main umang n hee lekhan mai dilkash ravaanee rah jaayegee.

Dosto ke blog par hee na teepiye huzoor achchha likhe uspe bhee nazre to daaliye.

Kisee ek ko nishanaa mat hee banaao prabhu, lekhnee kee dhaar u to kund ho jaayegee.

nar madaa mai bhee mat baantiyegaa blogger ko, duniya haseen aise gandee ho jayegee.

Kodak Camera

22% off on latest 12 MP kodak Digi Camera with 3 zoom.

Get at Rs6999 only + free Reebok watch n free Holiday wrth Rs 7599.

Fr details sms TRAt to 52424.

TnC apply

Happy Holi

Bright colors,

water balloons,

sweet gujiyas.. and melodious songs.. are the ingredients of beautiful Holi.

Wish you a very Happy Holi