My SMSs

Suicide

2011-11-19T21:13:00.000+05:30

Suicide karne ke do tareeke

turant wala
Rassi gale me dalo latak jaayo

der wala
varmala gale me dalo zindgi bhar latke raho

Funny Truth

2011-07-17T19:09:00.002+05:30

Funny truth-

No one is

as ugly as
their
election card ID picture,

nor

as good-looking as
their
Facebook profile picture...:-D

Nurse

2011-05-05T21:37:00.001+05:30

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Failures

2011-05-05T21:35:00.000+05:30

'Dont say I failed 100 times...
Say I discovered 100 ways than can cause failure'
-Thomas Alwa Edison

Moral:-
Besharam ban jao par galti mat mano.:-D:-

Gandhi SHirt

2011-04-21T21:27:00.000+05:30

Gandhiji 24 sal ki umra me jim jate the,
Tab ek ladki boli, "Wow Mohan, kya BODY hai.

Bus tabhi se
Bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya..

Country Corruption

2011-04-20T21:28:00.000+05:30

KALMADI
Lalu
Mayavati
Pawar
mulayam
Sonia
Baal Thackrey RAHUL GANDHI
& corrupt MPs 1 BOAT ME Ja Rhe the,Boat Dub Gyi,Socho Kaun Bacha?

HAMARA DESH
JAI HIND......

Happy!?

2011-04-20T12:24:00.000+05:30

"If
everyone is happy
with
you,

then
surely you have made many comprmises in ur life

If
u r happy
with evryone

surely
you have
ignored many faults of others"

Ram and Ravan

2011-02-27T21:22:00.000+05:30

Believe in Karm
Not in Raashi
Rmembr

Ram & Ravan

Krishna & Kans

Gandhi & Godse

Obama & Osama

hv same Raashi

Bt their 'Karm' made them Diffrent.

Shop Names

2011-01-30T21:32:00.001+05:30

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-

1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Shop Names

2011-01-30T21:32:00.000+05:30

Top 5 Funny Shop Names-

1.GANDHI Hair Dressers.

2.MALLIKA Textiles.

3.SALMAN Marriage Beuro.

4.DOLLY BINDRA Fitness Centre.

5.RAKHI SAWANT Satsang Kendra.

Happy Republic Day

2011-01-25T13:01:00.000+05:30

New Year पर सब 5 दिन पहले विश करने लगते हैं। कल 26 जनवरी है पर कोई मैसेज नहीं अब तक्।
मुझे गर्व है अपने देश पर
इसलिए एडवांस में Happy Republic Day, जय हिन्द

Smile

2010-07-25T21:34:00.001+05:30

Gajab ka nakhra,

ajeeb ye style hai,

SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai mere paas mobile hai,

besharmi ki had to dekho ye padhkar bhi inke chehre pe smile hai.

Ek Ankh

2010-06-07T10:33:00.002+05:30

Unki ek aankh hi itni khoobsurat thi

...............

unki doosari aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi....

Ringetone

2010-06-06T16:38:00.000+05:30

Bollywood Hits Free Ringtone ke saath KITES RAVAN houSEFUL aur B.COMPANY jaisi latest movies ke gaane sirf BSNL Music station par dial 126333 Rs1m

SMS addiction

2010-05-06T19:58:00.001+05:30

Addicted to SMS?

Thn why spend money?

Join www.fullonsms.com & send unlimited FREE sms

Also set B;day alerts 4 frnds.

It's simple, easy & fun to use.

Water or Soda?

2010-04-06T17:32:00.000+05:30

Na dil ki baazi thi,

Na dil ka sauda,

Agar wo hame de dete waqt thoda,

Na aati aaj ye noubat,

Aur koi na puchhta, ki

Sir, 'With water ya soda'...

Judge and Lawyer

2010-03-30T16:48:00.000+05:30

LIFE KA FUNDA
If you cant get a lawyer who knows the law
get one who knows the judge

Monkey

2010-03-30T12:55:00.001+05:30

TEASERS:
If some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u & ask proudly,
I love animals .. especially this monkey

Boys Room

2010-03-30T12:52:00.000+05:30

BOYS ROOM BEFORE MARRIAGE
perfumes, CDs, Gifts, Cards, Friendship Bands, Books
AFTER MARRIAGE
Pain killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills

Hopes in Life

2010-03-28T23:09:00.001+05:30

When we lose all hopes in life and think that this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

Relax dear, its just a bend, not the End"

Girl

2010-03-26T20:48:00.001+05:30

Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai to uske kya dikhte hain?

Uske sanskar dikhte hain...

Aur aao jo soch rahe ho usse aaoke sanskar dikhte hain

Pigeon and Statue

2010-03-26T13:22:00.000+05:30

ONE LINERS-

Accept that some days you're the pigeon

and some days you're the statue.

Bald Man

2010-03-25T16:16:00.000+05:30

Slogan on a bald man's T-Shirt

God made some perfect heads and on the rest he put some hair to hide the mistakes

Papa's boy

2010-03-24T14:17:00.001+05:30

Postman knocks at door

10yr old boy comes wid cigret in 1 hand and beer in othr

postman- papa ghar pe hain?

Boy- 'saale' mujhe dekh k lag raha hai papa ghar pe honge?

BSNL Services

2010-03-23T19:31:00.000+05:30

Dear customer BSNL is thankful to you for choosing us to serve.

To call at 1paise/sec Local or Std to any Network send sms 'act 1s' to 53733.

validity 365 days.

for details contact CSC or dial 1500

Chat on Cellone

2010-03-23T14:44:00.002+05:30

search 1000 s of new friends, Stay connected, chat with your Yahoo 7 msN buddies.

Download chatzone from cell One>my portal>download section now

Nasib

2010-03-23T09:19:00.000+05:30

Golden words:

Jab apne Liye Dua Karo To dil me mera Bhi khyal rakhna,

kya pata mere Nasib ki Khushi aapki Dua ke intezar me ho

Clean Water

2010-03-22T17:49:00.002+05:30

Water is Life!

Clean Water can save lives of 4000 childeren each day worldwide.

On WORLD WATER DAY let's pledge for CLEAN WATER, HEALTHY LIFE & PROSPEROUS C'GARH

Aim in Life

2010-03-22T11:59:00.000+05:30

Ur aim in life should b "54321"

Shocked na!

5 - Five Figure Salary

4 - Four Wheeler Vehicle.

3 - Three Bedroom Flat.

2 - Two Cute Children.

1 - One Smart Life Partner.

Friendship

2010-03-22T08:24:00.000+05:30

Love is a Debit Card,

Life is a credit Card,

lover is a ATM card,

but Friendship is a Warranty card,

so keep it Safe 4ever

Water birds

2010-03-21T20:55:00.000+05:30

har saal garmi me hazaro parinde pyaase mar jaate hai

apne ghar ki chhat,balcony,garden,kisi kone

pani mitti ke bartan me rakhen.

Dost Taare

2010-03-20T22:56:00.000+05:30

"*."*."*."*."

kehte hai ache kog upar jaake sitare ban jate hain.

Magar hum kahte hain ache sitare gir kar aap jaise dost bn jaate hain

Cricket update

2010-03-20T14:34:00.000+05:30

Jaaniye Ball to Ball IPl cricket score update aapke apne mobile par, kabhi bhi kahin bhi.

Just SMS CRIC or CRI to 53030.

BSNL Services

2010-03-20T14:20:00.000+05:30

dear customer,

pls call 155223 (Toll Free) from Mobile

for

deactivation of Value added services of any content providers of BSNL

Lines on T-shirt

2010-03-18T14:19:00.001+05:30

Daring lines on the T-shirt of an employee

I work only for MONEY, if you want loyalty, Hire a Dog

Nav sanvatsar

2010-03-15T16:35:00.000+05:30

Nav sanvatsar ki hardik shubhkamnaye

ICICIdirect.com Service

2010-03-15T16:04:00.000+05:30

ICICIdirect.com offers i-Secure brokerage plan to trade at 0.55% in cash.

Visit Customer Service page and click on Select Brokerage Plan for details.

SBI Mobile Banking

2010-03-15T14:27:00.000+05:30

BSNL brings you SBI Mobile Banking Services.

Send Sms to 567676 as follows-

MBSREG

or click on http://mobile.prepaidsbi.com/sbidownloader/

Star wish

2010-03-14T21:49:00.000+05:30

Niklata Chand Sbko pasand hota He,

dubta suraj kon dekhta he?

tut-ta hua tara sabki dua islye Puri Krta he

Qki Use tutne ka dard malum hota hai...1

Blog ke bina

2010-03-13T07:18:00.000+05:30

Blog ke bina bhee umra kaat lenge dost

kintukahee to adhooree jindgaanee rah jaayegee.

Yaani rah jaayegee naa man main umang n hee lekhan mai dilkash ravaanee rah jaayegee.

Dosto ke blog par hee na teepiye huzoor achchha likhe uspe bhee nazre to daaliye.

Kisee ek ko nishanaa mat hee banaao prabhu, lekhnee kee dhaar u to kund ho jaayegee.

nar madaa mai bhee mat baantiyegaa blogger ko, duniya haseen aise gandee ho jayegee.

Kodak Camera

2010-03-11T22:10:00.002+05:30

22% off on latest 12 MP kodak Digi Camera with 3 zoom.

Get at Rs6999 only + free Reebok watch n free Holiday wrth Rs 7599.

Fr details sms TRAt to 52424.

TnC apply

Happy Holi

2010-03-01T19:22:00.000+05:30

Bright colors,

water balloons,

sweet gujiyas.. and melodious songs.. are the ingredients of beautiful Holi.

Wish you a very Happy Holi

Holi hai

2010-02-28T18:09:00.000+05:30

Desh apna,

deshwasi apne,

tyohar apna,

mananewale apne

shubhkamnayen videshi kyon?

HAPPY HOLI kyo?

Kahiye SHUBH HOLI ya HOLI KI RAAM RAAM

HOLI hai

2010-02-28T09:41:00.001+05:30

AGAR KOI BACHCHA PAPA KAHKAR LIPAT JAYE TO KHUSH NA HO,

CHEHARA DHOYE AUR USE SACHACHAI BATAYEN

HOLI KI SHUBHKAMANAYEN

Happy Holi

2010-02-27T19:45:00.001+05:30

A smile give Red color to cheeks,

white color to teeath,

PINK color to lips,

SILVER color 2 eyes,

so always smile & enjoy d colors of life

HAPPY HOLI

Holi wishes

2010-02-27T19:30:00.000+05:30

Rango tum,

rangu mein,

rangde sara ye jahaan,

bas hasen aur gale lagen,

aur bhulen dushmani ka nishaan!

Mubarak Ho!

Holi with peace

2010-02-26T16:40:00.000+05:30

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.

Good wishes for a joyous Holi with Peace

Happy Holi

BSNL Blackberry

2010-02-22T14:51:00.000+05:30

Now grab your Blackberry Handset and Services from BSNL in attractive prices.
Call 1505, 18001801505 for more details

Betiyan

2010-02-21T17:44:00.001+05:30

Oas ki boond si hoti hai...
betiyan...
Sparsh khurdura ho to roti hai...
betiyan...
Roshan karega beta to bus ek hi kul ko
Do do kulon ki laaj hoti hai...
betiyan...
Koi nahi ek dusre se kam
Heeara agar hai beta to sucha moti hai...
betiyan...
kaanton ki raah pe ye khud hi chalti rahengi
Auron ke liye phool boti hai...
betiyan...
Vidhi ka vidhan hai
yahi duniya ki rasam hai
Muthi bhar neer si hoti hai...
BETIYAN...!

Friend's Smile

2010-02-18T09:44:00.000+05:30

Smiling -is a sign of ones good mood
Laughing -is a sign of happiness
Praying -is a sign of faith
Having a friend like U -is a sign of GOD'S BLESSING!

Wharton School

2010-02-17T16:11:00.000+05:30

Wharton School, USA:
Learn about business trends and management insights daily!
To get FREE SMS alerts, sms IKW to 09223051616

Amitabh Karan Johar

2010-02-13T20:46:00.000+05:30

Amitabh & Karan Johar,
Thakrey ke samne kyon jhuke?
kyonki woh hindu hai ...
aur hindu ko jhukne, pitne, kutne, thukne ki aadat hai...:-)

Inside out

2010-02-12T23:20:00.002+05:30

How we see things outside us,
depends on how things are inside us
Rs. 100 looks so big when we go to temple
and so small when we go 2 multiplex..!!

Dard

2010-02-10T17:25:00.001+05:30

Duniya me kaun si chiz sub se jyada darad deti he

1=khwab

2=love

3=judaai

4=garibi

5=bebasi

6=dhoka

7=zhuth

8=zakham

9=maut

10-bewafai

Face with Smile

2010-02-02T13:12:00.000+05:30

Do yo u know what's the relation between
smile and your face
your face looks good with a smile
but smile looks more good when its on your face

Bribery and CBI

2010-01-06T20:55:00.000+05:30

Kendriya Sarkar ke vibhag jaise-

railways, ITax, Central Excise & Customs, Insu.Co, BSP, NTPC,NMDC etc

mein rishwat mangnewale ko range hath pakrayen.

CBI Bhilai ko suchna de-

Tel Nos

07882242900(O)

9425805672,

9425805671,

9424100682,

94100683

9424100684

Health Insurance

2010-01-01T16:21:00.001+05:30

Save tax up to Rs. 4635 under Section 80D of IT Act.
Buy Health Insurance online.
Instant Policy, No Paper work.
To know more visit ICICIdirect.com
TnC apply

Nav Varsh

2010-01-01T11:47:00.002+05:30

Naye varsh men Harsh naya ho
Drshya naya Sandarsh naya ho
Bhav bhara Sparsh naya ho
Mangalamaya Utkarsh naya ho
Nav-varsh ki Shubh - kamnayen

Nav Varsh

2010-01-01T11:47:00.001+05:30

Naye varsh men Harsh naya ho
Drshya naya Sandarsh naya ho
Bhav bhara Sparsh naya ho
Mangalamaya Utkarsh naya ho
Nav-varsh ki Shubh - kamnayen

Good Luck Bank

2010-01-01T09:42:00.001+05:30

God has opened an account 4 U in Good Luck Bank.
A/C No. is 2010 & has deposited 365 days full of Love, Joy, Health, Wealth & Happiness...
Enjoy fruits 4 whole year.

Naya Saal

2010-01-01T06:40:00.001+05:30

Har sal Aata He, Hr sal Jata He,

Iss Sal Apko wo sab Mile,

Jo Apka

Dil

Chahta Hai

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVNC

Wishes for months

2009-12-31T17:52:00.001+05:30

My wishes,

Great start for Jan,

Love for Feb,

Peace for March,

No worries for April,

Fun for May,

Joy for June to Nov,

Happiness for Dec,

Have a Great 2010

Nav Varsh

2009-12-31T14:26:00.000+05:30

Nav Varsh 2010 aap ko mangalmay ho.

BSNL Bonanza

2009-12-30T18:43:00.000+05:30

BSNL's new year bonanza:

SMS at 1 Paisa per SMS,

no daily limits on

Rs 55 SMS voucher

with 5500 SMS

and 30 days validity

Home loan ICICI

2009-12-23T15:34:00.000+05:30

To own a home is now affordable @ 8.25% fixed int rate for the first 2 yrs from ICICI Bank Home Loan.

For details SMS

IDIRECT HL name city to 5676766

TnC app

Talk Time

2009-12-23T15:13:00.000+05:30

Win Rs. 100 talk time,

Today s

Question PAA film me

Amitabha kaa naam hai

A) Aarou

B) Kaliya

SMS DJ A or DJ B to

56363.

Rs. 2/msg

Tc apply

BSNL Music Station

2009-12-23T09:21:00.001+05:30

Bollywood Hits

Veer, Dulha mil gaya, 3idiots aur pyar impossible jaise latest movies ke gaane suniye BSNL Music Station par kabhi bhi kahi bhi.

Dial 126333

1/min

CG Elections

2009-12-22T18:07:00.000+05:30

Aapase Anurodh hai

Aagami Nagriya NNikay Chunava me

Apne Matadhikaara ka prayog Zarur Kare

aur

CG ke Vikas ke liye

Dr. Raman Singh ka Sahyog kare

SMS by Konsole Indya

Hope Query

2009-12-22T13:32:00.001+05:30

For all your love, marriage, career, stress related queries

SMS HOPE to 54000

Each SMS Rs. 2/-, MT Rs. 4/-

Enjoy Life

2009-12-22T13:14:00.001+05:30

A person once asked 2 God

"Please give me everything, so I can enjoy life."

God smiled n replied,

"I have given U life to enjoy everything!!"

Email on SMS

2009-12-21T15:35:00.000+05:30

Hi, sorry to disturb u.

u can get all emails automatically without internet on mobile.

SMS

MMAILSUBM to 58877 for Rs 49/month,

MMAILSUBW to 58877 for Rs 15/ week

Call Background

2009-10-20T11:45:00.000+05:30

Ab aapka jhooth pakda nahin jayega.
background me cinema, train, traffic ki awaza sunaiyen.
SMS CAL to 5222 @ 20/ month, data charges apply

JeevanSathi

2009-10-19T13:54:00.001+05:30

IS DIWALI MANPASAND JEEVAN SATHI chuniye apne tarikhe se
just SMS ACT MARRY to 56505 Pao daily FREE ALERTS
vadhu aur var donho ke liye sirf Rs. 20/Mahina

Goa Capital

2009-10-15T15:26:00.000+05:30

Win Nokia N95 worth 35000, Blackberry worth 25000.

What is Goa's capital city?

A. Raipur

B. Mumbai

C. Panji

Send answer (e.g.:C) to 59595. Rs1/MT

Gift to parents

2009-10-15T15:18:00.000+05:30

Protect your parents from daily injuries.

Gift them a Maharaksha plan.

Renew upto 75 years of age.

No pre-medical tests required.

sms MAHA to 5616111 for details

Diwali Contest

2009-10-13T15:22:00.001+05:30

Dhanlakshmi Contest Nahin khela To Kya Khela!! Ab dial karein 56789 aur kheliye Dhanlakshami contest aur jitiye 1 lakh ruayee ka bumper inaam.
Call@4/min

BSNL Ringtones

2009-10-08T09:23:00.000+05:30

Free Ringtones ke saath Suniye Blue, London Dream, Mrs Khanaa, All the Best, Rashee, Tum Mile jaisi filmo ke gaane BSNL MUSIC STATION par
Dial 126333, Rs1/m

Dhanlakshmi contest

2009-10-07T11:47:00.000+05:30

Your phone can make you Richer!!

Play Dhanlakshami Contest on your Ohone

Score more & Win cash Rs. 1 Lakh.

Also you can win Ra. 1000 weekly.

Dial 56789@Rs. 4/Min

Boy Friend

2009-10-07T11:09:00.001+05:30

Boyfriend ka tension, Career ka tension, Family ka tension??

SMS HOPE to 54000 for counseling solutions.Its personalized 7 confidential .

per SMS Rs. 2/-

Movie Partner

2009-10-06T12:32:00.000+05:30

Give Answer & Win Nokia E61 mobile for you.
Who directed the movie partner
A) Mahesh Bhatt
B) David Dhawan
C) Priyadarhan.
Send B to 5400.
Rs 3

Contest

2009-10-06T11:52:00.000+05:30

Dhanalakshami contest mein jitiye mauka lakhapati banana ka ya weekly Rs. 1000 jeetne ka ya muft mein download kijiye latest Ringtones.

Dial 56789 @ Rs. 4.Min

Hope

2009-10-06T11:11:00.000+05:30

For all your love, marriage, career, stress related queries

SMS HOPE to 54000

Each SMS Rs. 2/-, MT Rs. 4/-

Dua

2009-10-03T09:16:00.001+05:30

What is DUA?
"D" -Dil se nikli awaz jo aapko din bhar sacchi khushi de.
"U" - Udasi aap ke kareeb se bhi na gujre.
"A" -Aap hamesha khush raho.

Gaana

2009-10-03T08:57:00.000+05:30

Gaana bolo aur Suno!

Sirf 30 paise/ min mein suniye Hazaron GAANE, BHAJAN pahle 10 Minute ke liye,

DIAL1255533 mobile se,

aur janne ke liye DIAL 1255533

BSNL RBT

2009-10-02T12:42:00.000+05:30

Bring a change in your life, start with a change which others can feel.
Replace your old song with a new and exciting RBT from BSNL.
Dial 56789.
Chag app

OneIndia BSNL

2009-10-01T13:02:00.000+05:30

Please shift on Magic 4,9 & 12 local or oneindia STD pack to get low traffic benefit on BSNL prepaid GSM from 1st Oct 09
For detail contact nearest CSC or dial 1500

Nokia N95

2009-10-01T09:49:00.000+05:30

Win Nokia N95 worth 35000,Blackbery worth 25000,
where is the Chittorgarh Fort located?
A. Maharashtra
B. Rajasthan
C. Goa
Send the answer(e.g.:C) to 59595
Rs1/MT

Happy Dusshera

2009-10-01T09:14:00.000+05:30

Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,

kabhi na aaye koi jhamela,

hamesha sukhi rakhe aapaka basera,

I wish u a !!"HAPPY DUSSHERA"!!

Mystery of Maths

2009-09-26T18:54:00.000+05:30

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But still ...

X is unknown ..!! :-)

Durga pUja

2009-09-26T14:36:00.000+05:30

Happy Durga puja!

To avail Maa Durga related 6 special SMS alerts per day from 19th to 30th Sept

just SMS SUB DURGA to 56677

@ Rs. 3/Day

Enjoy Internet

2009-09-17T20:51:00.000+05:30

Enjoy Internet on Mobile. To access it SMS "Make Model", Ex -"Nokia 6680" to 58355 or download setting from http://www.cellone.in. or Call 24365

BSNL Tune

2009-09-17T18:06:00.000+05:30

Khushkhabri!
Ab BSNL Tunes select karna hua aur bhi aasan. Call 9421156700 par bilkiul free aur * (star) daba kar select karein apni BSNL Tune

Mahindra Finance FD

2009-09-17T17:27:00.000+05:30

"Mahindra Finance FD offering yield upto 9.83 percent p.a. To invest visit Fix Deposits section of ICICIdirect.com. Refer TnC before investing"

Colors & Emotions

2009-09-17T16:00:00.001+05:30

Bored with normal SMS, introduce colors & emotions in your SMS send YOSMS to 54444 Rs. 7 for a week Rs. 20 for 1 month.

BMI

2009-06-15T16:02:00.000+05:30

Kya aap ho rahe hain mote?

Kya aap fit hain?

Ab aaap kar sakte hain isse check.

Janiye apna Body Mass Index

sms BMI ur weight age sex to 57777

Rs 3 MT

Mandi Rate

2009-06-12T17:36:00.000+05:30

Get the rates of Top 3 commodities of Mandis in your state.

SMS MANDI to 59696

State Bank Debit Cards

2009-06-12T13:24:00.000+05:30

Dear customer,
Earn Freedom Points on your spend using State Bank Debit Cards at POS terminals.
Redeem points, by choosing from over 2 million items and services

Mobile Ad

2009-06-06T14:05:00.000+05:30

Log on to wap.adsekamao.bsnl.in from your mobile to register

Nirma

2009-05-31T23:19:00.000+05:30

Washing powder Nirma

washin pwdr Nirma

Dudh si safedi Nirma se aaye

Rangin kapda bhi khil khil; jaye

Sabki pasand Nirma

Logon ko kuch b bhejo Padte zrur hai,

wo bhi tone ke sath!!

Kabir

2009-05-31T23:17:00.000+05:30

Teacher-

Kabir ka koi doha sunao.

Little Marwari child ansrd-

"Kabir salo bewkoof, Doha diyo Banaye.

Khud to salo khisk gayo,

Manne diyo fassaye"