Sunday, July 25, 2010

Smile

Gajab ka nakhra,

ajeeb ye style hai,
SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai mere paas mobile hai,
besharmi ki had to dekho ye padhkar bhi inke chehre pe smile hai.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Ek Ankh

Unki ek aankh hi itni khoobsurat thi

Unki ek aankh hi itni khoobsurat thi
...............
ki
unki doosari aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi....

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Ringetone

Bollywood Hits Free Ringtone ke saath KITES RAVAN houSEFUL aur B.COMPANY jaisi latest movies ke gaane sirf BSNL Music station par dial 126333 Rs1m

Thursday, May 6, 2010

SMS addiction

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Also set B;day alerts 4 frnds.
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Water or Soda?

Na dil ki baazi thi,

Na dil ka sauda,
Agar wo hame de dete waqt thoda,
Na aati aaj ye noubat,
Aur koi na puchhta, ki
Sir, 'With water ya soda'...

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Judge and Lawyer

LIFE KA FUNDA
If you cant get a lawyer who knows the law
get one who knows the judge

Monkey

TEASERS:
If some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u & ask proudly,
I love animals .. especially this monkey

Boys Room

BOYS ROOM BEFORE MARRIAGE
perfumes, CDs, Gifts, Cards, Friendship Bands, Books
AFTER MARRIAGE
Pain killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hopes in Life

When we lose all hopes in life and think that this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,
Relax dear, its just a bend, not the End"

Friday, March 26, 2010

Girl

Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai to uske kya dikhte hain?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Uske sanskar dikhte hain...






Aur aao jo soch rahe ho usse aaoke sanskar dikhte hain

Pigeon and Statue

ONE LINERS-

Accept that some days you're the pigeon
and some days you're the statue.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bald Man

Slogan on a bald man's T-Shirt

God made some perfect heads and on the rest he put some hair to hide the mistakes

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Papa's boy

Postman knocks at door

10yr old boy comes wid cigret in 1 hand and beer in othr
postman- papa ghar pe hain?
Boy- 'saale' mujhe dekh k lag raha hai papa ghar pe honge?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

BSNL Services

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validity 365 days.
for details contact CSC or dial 1500

Chat on Cellone

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Nasib

Golden words:

Jab apne Liye Dua Karo To dil me mera Bhi khyal rakhna,
kya pata mere Nasib ki Khushi aapki Dua ke intezar me ho

Monday, March 22, 2010

Clean Water

Water is Life!

Clean Water can save lives of 4000 childeren each day worldwide.
On WORLD WATER DAY let's pledge for CLEAN WATER, HEALTHY LIFE & PROSPEROUS C'GARH

Aim in Life

Ur aim in life should b "54321"

Shocked na!
5 - Five Figure Salary
4 - Four Wheeler Vehicle.
3 - Three Bedroom Flat.
2 - Two Cute Children.
1 - One Smart Life Partner.

Friendship

Love is a Debit Card,

Life is a credit Card,
lover is a ATM card,
but Friendship is a Warranty card,
so keep it Safe 4ever

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Water birds

har saal garmi me hazaro parinde pyaase mar jaate hai

apne ghar ki chhat,balcony,garden,kisi kone
pani mitti ke bartan me rakhen.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Dost Taare

"*."*."*."*."

"*."*."*."*."
"*."*."*."*."
kehte hai ache kog upar jaake sitare ban jate hain.
Magar hum kahte hain ache sitare gir kar aap jaise dost bn jaate hain

Cricket update

Jaaniye Ball to Ball IPl cricket score update aapke apne mobile par, kabhi bhi kahin bhi.

Just SMS CRIC or CRI to 53030.

BSNL Services

dear customer,

pls call 155223 (Toll Free) from Mobile
for
deactivation of Value added services of any content providers of BSNL

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lines on T-shirt

Daring lines on the T-shirt of an employee

I work only for MONEY, if you want loyalty, Hire a Dog

Monday, March 15, 2010

Nav sanvatsar

Nav sanvatsar ki hardik shubhkamnaye

ICICIdirect.com Service

ICICIdirect.com offers i-Secure brokerage plan to trade at 0.55% in cash.

Visit Customer Service page and click on Select Brokerage Plan for details.

SBI Mobile Banking

BSNL brings you SBI Mobile Banking Services.

Send Sms to 567676 as follows-
MBSREG
or click on http://mobile.prepaidsbi.com/sbidownloader/

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Star wish

Niklata Chand Sbko pasand hota He,

dubta suraj kon dekhta he?
tut-ta hua tara sabki dua islye Puri Krta he
Qki Use tutne ka dard malum hota hai...1

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Blog ke bina

Blog ke bina bhee umra kaat lenge dost

kintukahee to adhooree jindgaanee rah jaayegee.
Yaani rah jaayegee naa man main umang n hee lekhan mai dilkash ravaanee rah jaayegee.
Dosto ke blog par hee na teepiye huzoor achchha likhe uspe bhee nazre to daaliye.
Kisee ek ko nishanaa mat hee banaao prabhu, lekhnee kee dhaar u to kund ho jaayegee.
nar madaa mai bhee mat baantiyegaa blogger ko, duniya haseen aise gandee ho jayegee.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Kodak Camera

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Get at Rs6999 only + free Reebok watch n free Holiday wrth Rs 7599.
Fr details sms TRAt to 52424.
TnC apply

Monday, March 1, 2010

Happy Holi

Bright colors,

water balloons,
sweet gujiyas.. and melodious songs.. are the ingredients of beautiful Holi.
Wish you a very Happy Holi

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Holi hai

Desh apna,

deshwasi apne,
tyohar apna,
mananewale apne
to
shubhkamnayen videshi kyon?
HAPPY HOLI kyo?
Kahiye SHUBH HOLI ya HOLI KI RAAM RAAM

HOLI hai

AGAR KOI BACHCHA PAPA KAHKAR LIPAT JAYE TO KHUSH NA HO,

CHEHARA DHOYE AUR USE SACHACHAI BATAYEN
HOLI KI SHUBHKAMANAYEN

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Holi

A smile give Red color to cheeks,

white color to teeath,
PINK color to lips,
SILVER color 2 eyes,
so always smile & enjoy d colors of life
HAPPY HOLI

Holi wishes

Rango tum,

rangu mein,
rangde sara ye jahaan,
bas hasen aur gale lagen,
aur bhulen dushmani ka nishaan!
Mubarak Ho!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Holi with peace

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.

Good wishes for a joyous Holi with Peace
Happy Holi

Monday, February 22, 2010

BSNL Blackberry

Now grab your Blackberry Handset and Services from BSNL in attractive prices.
Call 1505, 18001801505 for more details

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Betiyan

Oas ki boond si hoti hai...
betiyan...
Sparsh khurdura ho to roti hai...
betiyan...
Roshan karega beta to bus ek hi kul ko
Do do kulon ki laaj hoti hai...
betiyan...
Koi nahi ek dusre se kam
Heeara agar hai beta to sucha moti hai...
betiyan...
kaanton ki raah pe ye khud hi chalti rahengi
Auron ke liye phool boti hai...
betiyan...
Vidhi ka vidhan hai
yahi duniya ki rasam hai
Muthi bhar neer si hoti hai...
BETIYAN...!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Friend's Smile

Smiling -is a sign of ones good mood
Laughing -is a sign of happiness
Praying -is a sign of faith
Having a friend like U -is a sign of GOD'S BLESSING!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Wharton School

Wharton School, USA:
Learn about business trends and management insights daily!
To get FREE SMS alerts, sms IKW to 09223051616

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Amitabh Karan Johar

Amitabh & Karan Johar,
Thakrey ke samne kyon jhuke?
kyonki woh hindu hai ...
aur hindu ko jhukne, pitne, kutne, thukne ki aadat hai...:-)

Friday, February 12, 2010

Inside out

How we see things outside us,
depends on how things are inside us
Rs. 100 looks so big when we go to temple
and so small when we go 2 multiplex..!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dard

Duniya me kaun si chiz sub se jyada darad deti he

1=khwab
2=love
3=judaai
4=garibi
5=bebasi
6=dhoka
7=zhuth
8=zakham
9=maut
10-bewafai

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Face with Smile

Do yo u know what's the relation between
smile and your face
your face looks good with a smile
but smile looks more good when its on your face

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Bribery and CBI

Kendriya Sarkar ke vibhag jaise-

railways, ITax, Central Excise & Customs, Insu.Co, BSP, NTPC,NMDC etc
mein rishwat mangnewale ko range hath pakrayen.
CBI Bhilai ko suchna de-
Tel Nos
07882242900(O)
9425805672,
9425805671,
9424100682,
94100683
&
9424100684

Friday, January 1, 2010

Health Insurance

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Buy Health Insurance online.
Instant Policy, No Paper work.
To know more visit ICICIdirect.com
TnC apply

Nav Varsh

Naye varsh men Harsh naya ho
Drshya naya Sandarsh naya ho
Bhav bhara Sparsh naya ho
Mangalamaya Utkarsh naya ho
Nav-varsh ki Shubh - kamnayen

Nav Varsh

Naye varsh men Harsh naya ho
Drshya naya Sandarsh naya ho
Bhav bhara Sparsh naya ho
Mangalamaya Utkarsh naya ho
Nav-varsh ki Shubh - kamnayen

Good Luck Bank

God has opened an account 4 U in Good Luck Bank.
A/C No. is 2010 & has deposited 365 days full of Love, Joy, Health, Wealth & Happiness...
Enjoy fruits 4 whole year.

Naya Saal

Har sal Aata He, Hr sal Jata He,

Iss Sal Apko wo sab Mile,
Jo Apka
Dil
Chahta Hai
HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVNC

 

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